I'm Mazzy

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Who dis be?

My boyfriend and I are caricatures of ourselves…

On not growing up in a 1st world country.
On having a girlfriend that isn’t as mooshy.
On saying things while playing video games.
On showing me he loves me while playing Sims Social.
On showing me he loves me while playins Sim Social II
On being such a dood.
On always keeping expectations low.
On having Orlando Bloom cooties.
On having Orlando Bloom cooties and causing gay fantasies.
On being a fucking hipster.
On not understanding allergies.
On you had to be there.
He knows me so well.
On snow leopards.
On Supernatural vs. Hentai.
On just wanting the laptop, man.
On kitties and titties.
I’m sometimes funny too: Stoned Edition.
On being safe from aliens.
On totes having a crush.
On Mario Bros fact blowing my mind: More fun with pot.
On Robin Williams’ children.
On raising my hopes
On religion
On hot dogs
On Channing Tatum

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I live in LA.... I don't do follow backs, but I do friendships.
Dragonflies are a piece of my soul. It is my spirit animal, the threshold into my third eye, what the vibrations of my existence look like.
I'm 28.

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