March 2012
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celebrityskinofkait replied to your photo: Waaaaaaat? Blackberry Brandy and MANGO.  I can’t… The honey wraps they make are amazing. OHSNAPSON. That’ll be our next one. These are gonna last us forever tho since we don’t roll that much. KAITIE I MISS YOU. I need you to be way more present in my life. :) <3 You should come back down to LA soon! With your boyfriend! omg...
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He's not known for his brain.
Me: "Oh my God, apparently Michael Jackson was supposed to be in the Twin Towers on September 11th, but he overslept and missed the meeting! That's crazy"
My brother Sebastian: "I oversleep all the time that's not that crazy."
Me: "No, Sebastian...nevermind."
Mar 1st
“God I miss my hair. I wish I had never cut it this short.”
– every girl at some point (via elliottsmelliott)
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February 2012
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hippielongstocking asked: you're gonna have to hop on a plane and get your ass to jersey/nyc/philly if you want that kind of pizza :)
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Guys I had to start a portfolio
because some lady wants to see my art so that I can illustrate her book…and I’m tempted to reblog stuff but I don’t want to spam you guys, so why don’t you just check it out that way you guys can see some of the fashion stuff I used to do. :D
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Guys.
Give me something to draw. 
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hippielongstocking replied to your post: I’m doing a diet. can we talk about the fact that just today i said to myself: “if you lose 10 pounds, THEN you can get your tattoo.” yeah. I need something to commemorate it by. :D
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Romantic shit.
RELATIONSHIP Q’s FOR EVERYONE!: Who was your first kiss with? What is your idea of the perfect date? Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend:? Five guys/girls whom you find attractive ( YOU MUST KNOW THEM!)? Anyone you’re giving up on? The last time you felt jealous, and why? Share a relationship story: Blame Christie. First Kiss: I was 13, the...
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sophiemadhatter replied to your post: sophiemadhatter replied to your post: RELATIONSHIP… I WANNA KNOW THE ANSWER (because..you and zaps are cute…and im a sap)I didn’t even know your anon box box was on I just realized xD I thought it was off. It WAS off. I turn it off every so often just to discourage people from posting garbage.  And I know you love romantic stuff lol. Hmm..I’ll...
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sophiemadhatter replied to your post: RELATIONSHIP Q’s FOR EVERYONE!: Who was your first kiss with? What is your idea of the perfect date? Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend:? Five guys/girls whom you find attractive ( YOU MUST KNOW THEM!)? Anyone you’re giving up on? The last time you felt jealous, and why? Share a relationship story: How come...
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Straight girls
Them: Hey you're gay right?
Me: Yeah
Them: Do you lick pussy?
Me: No. I get my girlfriend naked, have her lie spread eagle, and dance around her naked while chanting spells of lust towards her clitoris.
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Anonymous asked: RELATIONSHIP Q's FOR EVERYONE!: Who was your first kiss with? What is your idea of the perfect date? Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend:? Five guys/girls whom you find attractive ( YOU MUST KNOW THEM!)? Anyone you’re giving up on? The last time you felt jealous, and why? Share a relationship story:
Feb 28th
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glossmyeyes replied to your post: prizefighter50 replied to… coke in the glass bottle is the best thing ever. OK?!! High-five gurl.  That shit tastes extra crispy. 
Feb 28th
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prizefighter50 replied to your post: sophiemadhatter replied to… um… they still sell pop in glass bottles? o.o where the fuck have i been? Oh great, make me feel even more old.  I  LIVED IN MEXICO OK? AND A LOT OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES HAVE THEIR SODAS IN GLASS CONTAINERS. I AM NOT OLD, JUST WELL-TRAVELED. 
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You guys really liked that "rad cookie" bit.
I’m blushing. You guuuys.
Feb 28th
henderlyvsherself replied to your chat: When I’m good, I’m really good. YOU ARE TOTALLY A RAD COOKIE :D
Feb 28th
When I'm good, I'm really good.
Me: You know, I am really awesome.
Z: Mh-hm.
Me: Like, I'm looking at my pictures on Facebook....and I'm not sure what I was trying to accomplish, but I fucking did it.
Me: Like...I'm bad-ass.
Me: Look at all that hair-dying and cool clothes.
Me: I am one rad cookie.
Me: Feel free to jump in whenever to agree with me.
Feb 28th
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Comforting thoughts while on this diet:
I have about 5 lbs of chocolate waiting for me. I mean hellooooo APRIL and Cadburry Eggs? Fuck yes. 
Feb 28th
OK GUYS I NEED TO FUCKING GET BACK TO WORK.
ugh.
Feb 28th
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I have 5 weekends left of school.
That’s five more months. I thought it was less. I like it, but I’m getting really sick of the long-ass hours. 
Feb 28th
I don't have an actual keyboard
my phone is all touch no type (like an iPhone)…so typing is a fucking pain in the ass, and a lot of times I just “speak” my texts. Well, my phone decided that “your peace of mind” sounds a lot like “thank you, suck my dick.”
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That was a joke.
Feb 28th
sophiemadhatter replied to your post: sophiemadhatter replied to your post: cut the top… YES. SOMEONE ELSE WHO BLAMES CHRIS WHEN THINGS GO WRONG. I mean. It’s that or Zack. It’s the men, basically. All of it.  BLAME ALL THE MEN. 
Feb 28th
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sophiemadhatter replied to your post: cut the top part of a pop bottle (the cone shaped part where it tapers down towards the neck) off, trying to get a smooth edge. dip the wide end in a shallow tray of bubble stuff, and blow into the part you drink from. we use this tool to blow hookah smoke bubbles all the time! Like…Plastic bottle!! xD ………Wow. Did I just fucking look old...
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Things to look forward to:
(If I get another job and/or when I lose weight.) A bigger cage for Mozzy. Libertad Roadtrip 2012. (A Roadtrip to/in/around a southern state) Being blonde for a few weeks. Yay new looks! Turquoise hair, woooo MOVING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 
Feb 28th
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I'm doing a diet.
I don’t want to get into the specifics, but I’ve figured out a reward system… I’m going to go blonde when I get ALMOST to my goal weight. And then dye my hair turquoise/shades of blue when I’m exactly at it. THEN……….if I get this other job that I’m hoping to get……… I’ll get another tattoo. 
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prizefighter50 asked: cut the top part of a pop bottle (the cone shaped part where it tapers down towards the neck) off, trying to get a smooth edge. dip the wide end in a shallow tray of bubble stuff, and blow into the part you drink from. we use this tool to blow hookah smoke bubbles all the time!
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